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I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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