dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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