He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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