how can u be prego again
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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