people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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