sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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