Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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