No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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