You really coming over, don't trick.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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