I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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