I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
he was CRYING into my vagina
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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