i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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