Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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