So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
we should paint friendship bongs
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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