Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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