So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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