i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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