addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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