The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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