Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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