Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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