did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
All I want is dick and wine.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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