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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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