The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Randomize
