Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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