yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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