I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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