Small penises have feelings too.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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