whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
You smell like stripper and shame
he told me I talked like a deaf person
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Two words: blizzard sex
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
