We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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