Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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