just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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