Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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