I wanna bring you to show and tell
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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