So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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