break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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