The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Less talking, more tequila
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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