So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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