"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Just cropdusted the office
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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