Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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