Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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