So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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