idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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