nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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