She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
