Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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