I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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