how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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