I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize
