god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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