The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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