Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
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