i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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