I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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