either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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