gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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