Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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